There was once a young soul named Alex Deane,
It was a shame because he felt like a large Bean,
Then one day, he was browsing the web,
When he saw a site named "Deane.Deb",
Curiously clicking with his left click,
A boom was sent Spiralling down to his dick,
"I heed a warning young Deane boy",
"That you maybe taken to a deep void",
Not Listening he continued while eating tripe,
When suddenly he was given an ominous fright,
It was the void the sound was talking about,
Deane screamed, almost giving a pout.
And that was the story of yound Deane boy
until suddenly A SKELETON POPPED OUT